Oh Craigslist people
-
Me:
I have an Apple Airport Extreme for sale for $100.
-
Asian man:
I give you $80
-
Me:
I can go $90 but no lower.
-
Asian man:
Let's go $80. I come get it now.
-
Me:
Sorry $90 is my bottom line.
-
Asian man:
$80 is great. Give me phone number I can call.
-
Me:
Which part of $90 aren't you getting?
-
Asian man:
Give me number I can call for $80.
-
Me:
Fuck. Off. Understand that?
-
Asian man:
...
