Something is destroying the battery on my phone today, I’ve been using it for an hour and a half and I’m down to 67%. All I’ve been doing is listening to music and using iMessage and What’s App. Done a soft reset which usually solves it but not this time as its gone down 3% in the 5 minutes since I did it. At this rate it’s gonna last about 4 hours tops which does not amuse me.

So this guy is downtown.  (Taken with instagram)

So this guy is downtown. (Taken with instagram)

The entire downtown Vancouver area smells like pot today, must be 4/20.

Get in mah belly! (Taken with instagram)

Get in mah belly! (Taken with instagram)

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

The other night I dreamt of a trailer for a movie that I knew existed only in my head and upon waking I actually remembered this so I wrote it down and now I’m fleshing it out to try my hand at writing a short story. Isn’t life fun?

I think I just bought what could be in the running for gayest laundry detergent ever. It’s smell name(?) is ‘Sunflowers and sunshine!’. I just know my clothes are going to smell FABULOUS from now on with that name.

There is nothing more annoying than someone on the phone when you go into a tunnel and instead of accepting they’ll lose their signal, they shout ‘hello?’ over and over.

Police officer shoots dog after responding to wrong address

Yes cos an apology will make everything all right. What if it had been a small child that ran at him screaming, would he have shot them too? If a dog is barking at you it usually means he won’t bite you because he’s trying to scare you off with noise. Also of note, nobody said the person in the disturbance call was armed so why did the officer go in with his gun drawn? Too often are these kind of incidents being swept under the rug, a police officer should be drawing a weapon as a last resort, not in advance as some sort of deterrent.

Girl talking ridiculously loud on her phone in the seat in front of me:

“Oh that’s so ignorant!”

If you have to shout to be hear on your hands free, get a new hands free.

Oh Canada, I love you

Here in Canada there’s a tradition that if your team gets into the playoffs then when they start you stop shaving until your team gets knocked out and then you have to shave it off. It’s supposed to be some sort of humiliation thing I think but I now get to have an excuse to stop shaving for a couple of weeks at least :D

This is just sad, is the younger half of my generation really this dumb? And they can’t even say “oh it happened ages ago” because it happened many a year before my birth and I still know about it. Is this the fault of the kids or the public school system not teaching history right?

This is just sad, is the younger half of my generation really this dumb? And they can’t even say “oh it happened ages ago” because it happened many a year before my birth and I still know about it. Is this the fault of the kids or the public school system not teaching history right?