Monster's Musings

May 14

I guess my flip flops don’t like me as much as I like them.  (Taken with instagram)

I guess my flip flops don’t like me as much as I like them. (Taken with instagram)

May 12

Try SASSY.  (Taken with instagram)

Try SASSY. (Taken with instagram)

May 11

“You’ve got time to realise you’re shielded by the hands of love, cos you are young.” — Keane - You Are Young

Bringing a bit of Scots language to Canada (Taken with Instagram at Java Hut (in Madison Centre))

Bringing a bit of Scots language to Canada (Taken with Instagram at Java Hut (in Madison Centre))

Grouse Mountain (Taken with instagram)

Grouse Mountain (Taken with instagram)

May 10

Single Mother Bristol Palin Tells Obama Same-Sex Marriage is Wrong Because Kids Need a Mom and Dad -

And this is why all the Palins just need to go away and live on an island.

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May 09

If this were my puppy I don’t think I could handle the cute.

If this were my puppy I don’t think I could handle the cute.

And it’s so true.

And it’s so true.

I love that the day after North Carolina amends their state constitution to ban same-sex unions, their President comes out in favour of same-sex marriage. He just couldn’t have timed it any better.

A month today I’m getting married, and do you know what benefit that entails? Tim can’t be made to testify against me. I have less than a month to commit a heinous crime and get away with it! Thinking cap: engaged!

May 07

Something that always amuses me when I tell people I’m getting married is when they say “but you’re only twenty three, how do you know Tim is the one for you? How do you know you won’t meet someone better for you?”.

My amusement with this statement is best explained with a metaphor, because everybody loves metaphors right?

Say I’m hungry and I want my favourite food pizza, I go out to get some and someone stops me and says “but wait how do you know that’s what you want? How do you know there isn’t something you’d like better?”

If I want pizza, how in the hell does it make sense that I should wade through every type of cuisine and every dish they serve just to confirm the fact I like pizza? Sure I might find a dish I like better but there’s bound to be way more I don’t like and food is expensive these days.

I love pizza, it makes me feel safe, it makes me laugh, it gets me on a level no one else does and it doesn’t judge me. That’s why I can marry pizza safe in the knowledge it’s the one for me.

Wait, I think I got my metaphor mixed up…

May 05

Now THAT is a car.  (Taken with instagram)

Now THAT is a car. (Taken with instagram)